Another great article by The Onion, where once again religion gets a deserved amount of ridicule. Apparently, a Darwin-shaped wall stain has been found!
“Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested.”
Added Freiberg, “Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!”