Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Oh Sweet Morbidity

Saturday, November 8th, 2008


The Onion at it’s best: morbid faux-news reports involving children. Enjoy:

You Don’t Usually See This In a Hurricane News Report

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

In the category “what the hell?”, and “why am I randomly clicking links at 3 AM”, watch this clip from a news report on the Houston Hurricane. Good night!

The Onion: Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Another great article by The Onion, where once again religion gets a deserved amount of ridicule. Apparently, a Darwin-shaped wall stain has been found!

“Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested.”

Added Freiberg, “Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!”

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Modern Rock Music Sucks!

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008


Is it still necessary to prove that most of modern rock music sucks? No, of course not. But much fun is still to be had pointing this out through parody music videos and song montages.

They’ve done it before with the Canadian “voice-like-screeching-brakes” Nickelback (A stereo mix of ‘How You Remind Me’ and ‘Someday’, two completely unique songs), and now they’ve done it with Linkin “We’re angsty, rich 30-year olds” Park.

Oh, and don’t forget to watch this masterful parody of a quality Linkin Park music video:

(incidentally: Hi, I’m Chris, and this is my first post. I’m one of the three authors of this website.)

And Time Stood Still

Friday, February 29th, 2008

On October 27th, time stopped for five whole minutes, and I lay clame to some of the blaim.

At 17:30 PM sharp, more than 200 people at Utrecht Central Station froze while going about their business; tying shoelaces, eating a banana, lighting up a cigarette, taking (and posing for) a photograph, or locked in an intimate embrace. Five minutes later, they continued as if nothing had happened, and the ‘audience’ applauded.

A video:

The inspiration for this flash mob is “improv everywhere“, a bunch of New Yorkers who like to “cause scenes of chaos and joy in public places”, and who came up with the original “Frozen Grand Central”.

Our meeting point was outside the station, at five PM. The amount of participants grew, and everyone wondered who the instigator was (known only as “Andries”). A sixteen-year-old stood up, climbed a nearby statue, and after a short, confused pause from the audience, received a thundering applause. He explained the plan, gave some tips, made sure all our watches were synchronized, and wished us good luck.

It turned out to be a huge success. I froze as I was taking something out of my bag, which was a relatively comfortable pose. As we stood frozen, people started reacting. Two girls were “seriously creeped out,” a guy bumped into someone and made an effort to ‘catch’ the frozen statue, and a mother tried to explain what was happening to her confused daughter. I think it worked.

Even though all the credit for this goes to “AltijdAndries,” I feel ever so slightly responsible for what happened. A few weeks ago I posted a short ‘challenge’ on the dutch section of the improv everywhere forum, which was completely inactive and had less than ten members. I then forgot posting the message. Three weeks later, there were more than a hundred members, and ’some guy’ had set up a separate website and planned a ‘mission’ in Utrecht.

There’s a lesson here. When you do something irrelevant and then forget about it (because it’s irrelevant), it can lead to something of even greater irrelevance! Remember this.

For more reports, see the official site.

Audio: “Could you help me to destroy my school please?”

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Little Becky calls a demolition company:

Video: Bathtime in Clerkenwell

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Here’s a great surreal music animation. It’s about a bunch of fascist birds in a man’s cuckoo clock that try to wake him up. See if you can get the tune out of your head after watching this…

A Tribute to XKCD

Monday, May 7th, 2007

I’m a big fan of the webcomic xkcd. It has the cleverness, sweetness and poignancy of Calvin & Hobbes, my all-time favorite comic, but is peppered with a good amount of ‘beta science’ and general geek culture.

Here’s one of my favorite comics, titled The Raven:

The Raven Rap
(The Raven is one of America’s most famous poems, written by Edgar Allan Poe, one of my favorite writers)

Some more favorites:
Reno Rhymes (For all you Johnny Cash fans)
Ninja Turtles
What XKCD means
Escalators
Baring My Heart
Chess Photo
Appropriate Term
The Difference
Pet Peeve #114
Kite
Kitty
Small Talk (very, very true!)
Philosophy
90’s Flowchart
America Must Never Forget
Grownups

(hovering your mouse over the images will display some text to complement the comic)

Great Scot! Craig Ferguson on Being an Alcoholic

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Craigferg-1My favorite comedy is usually the deadpan, verbal kind, filled with non-sequitars, satire, one-liners, understatement, irony, and so on. The most common form of this is stand-up comedy; people like Mitch Hedberg, and Richard Pryor. My absolute favorite comedian, though, is Craig Ferguson. Let me explain.

Craig Ferguson hosts the ‘Late Late Show’ on CBS, and usually starts with a 10-15 minute monologue on the latest news, followed by other funny segments (like the David Rumsfeld remembrance), and some great interviews.

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